New course for Enrolment - Retardology

Well, as the title mentioned. New studies for people who trying to be/act/sound/speak/whatever/don-ask-me/just-forget-it "retard", to ...you know. STUDY.

Below is the basic requirement to enrol the course:

1) At least a C in the study of idiot-logy or practice idiotism before.

2) Shown the talent of RETARD.

3) Born to look/sound/speak to be RETARD.

4) Can spell the word RETARD in the most retarded way, R-E-T-A-R-D.

5) Can read or write RETARDedly. U iz setupit tu eibe tu lid tiz. (B+ rated sentence)

6) ....etc.

7) more......

8) &*%&*^(P&()^*(^*&()&*(^*(

9) *UNKNOWN WRITING*

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Congratulation!

You have shown your stupidness and great talent trying to be RETARD through entering this blog.

You're enrolled to the course!

You might receive a letter or sort of thing in a few moment through your psychic gateway and course will most probably starts when you eager to be retard.

Student in subject RET101

BTW, no insurance or welfare provided. So, you're actually at your own risk. TRUST ME.